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  • Dec. 31st, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 14:51 Uh, Cmd+Del won't delete and Enter won't let me rename. And can't type in a new filename, anyway. Anyone know what's up? #osx #
  • 14:59 @sahchandler I moved to GWT and Django, now. Your comments fall on deaf ears. :D #
  • 15:18 @sahchandler It could be worse. You could be using Joomla! or Mambo. Or PHP/Post-Nuke. #
  • 15:21 @sahchandler ...wat. How.... WHY? #
  • 15:41 @sahchandler It's PHP-Nuke that gave PHP its bad name. It's why I write all my PHP-powered sites from scratch by hand unless I need a lib. #
  • 16:36 @sahchandler That wouldn't be PHP giving itself a bad name. That'd be the community doing it. I'm not part of the PHP community. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 30th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 17:21 Well that was THE absolute fastest I've ever made a song that was actually good. Wow. Seriously, maybe.. a minute to a minute and a half. #
  • 20:25 I hate washing dishes. But I'll be damned if I'm not good at it. #
  • 22:51 @ZachsMind Isn't that also how people *start* playing WoW? Teehee #
  • 23:00 @ZachsMind Hey, now. I like Left 4 Dead. #
  • 23:04 @ZachsMind Or sick with the ZOMBIE DISEASE! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! #
  • 23:14 In a diabetic coma? That's a taserin'. www.courthousenews.com/2009/12/28/23144.htm #police #
  • 23:39 @ZachsMind It's true, but Francis isn't exactly a genius, either. Same with Ellis in L4D2, except Ellis is hilarious. #
  • 23:59 @ZachsMind Aaaahaha, those are the best. Sometimes it's his cousin and a typical "here, hold my beer" type of story. #
  • 01:31 Gasp! It's a momentous day! I got my first greenlight on Fark! is.gd/5Gfbb #
  • 02:43 @kevin_winn Your mission: leave the party knowing everyone. #
  • 13:36 @kevin_winn Then your agent status shall me... terminated! Goodbye, Mr. Winn. #
  • 13:38 Coming today: videos of me trying to ride the uni. #unicycle #
  • 15:17 Nevermind. Camera owner decided to sit around doing nothing until I got tired of waiting and gave up. #
  • 15:53 @sinnerfield You gotta grip 'n sip! #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 29th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
  • 18:06 One more month and I can get an account on BaconBits. Hurry up, month! #
  • 18:55 @mainframe79 is.gd/5EMe4 #
  • 20:28 Anyone know for sure if it's safe to install the 3.0 OS on an iPod Touch 3G? #
  • 14:02 @astridandrene Get one that's 24,000 pieces and solid white on both sides. #
  • 16:05 Oh wow. The stuff you find near the end of your second playthrough of #Borderlands is just... *drool* #
  • 16:07 Guess what liquid costs more than human blood. is.gd/5FTi5 Seriously, guess then click. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 28th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 17:11 Juggalo chicks around. MAN THE HARPOONS because you sure as hell can no longer get an erection. is.gd/5DFbj #
  • 19:20 Let's all make apple juice and fax it to each other. #
  • 19:31 @DarianEdwards I'm literally always on, just always invisible. #
  • 20:24 This guy really does rule at everything. is.gd/5DO0b #
  • 11:23 Wow. It's really sunny out today. I haven't seen it this blindingly bright out in a while. #
  • 14:08 @cracked Nine pages?? You know your readers don't have that kind of attention span. #
  • 14:49 Turns out DFU mode doesn't work for installing custom firmwares anymore. But regular recovery mode does! #ipodtouch #rofl #
  • 15:12 @socialmediamn If that doesn't work, you can try threats of strong arm violence. #
  • 16:10 Apparently it's the birthday of some guy that create some kinda operating system or something, whatever that is. #linus #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 27th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
  • 18:08 Code examples posted for tonight's programming class. Be there, or be... not a square! #
  • 18:42 @LisaxGoodman Don't bump too hard into anything until they thaw. #
  • 18:54 @LisaxGoodman The people of this planet couldn't handle any more shattered nipples. It would be too devastating of a loss. #
  • 19:10 @Phil3ev Found on Reddit first. #
  • 19:16 @kevin_winn You're assuming that journalists still care about journalism. #
  • 20:11 Well, only two people showed for class, so I rescheduled it for Jan 2nd, 8PM EST. #
  • 20:17 I think my cat just burped. Can cats burp? #
  • 23:45 Tweeturrrrr! What's the dealio? #
  • 09:42 Uni is trapped in a car right now. :( I blame fate, and politicians for some reason. #
  • 10:52 Today feels like a day full of TED presentation videos. Yay, science! #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 26th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
  • 18:07 Riding about 20ft+ consistently, now! #
  • 03:39 Nailed about 100ft or so tonight! #
  • 14:50 DJ Hero is a lot of fun, but damn... some of these mixes are horrendously stupid. #
  • 14:58 @mainframe79 Well duh. You pick a bunch of somehow-they-got-awards songs and put them together and bam. Instant award generating machine. #
  • 16:35 @deb_max I'm right there with you. I have a few words I lysdexically type ones in a while. *Once. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 25th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 00:21 The VLC *source* is about 140 megs. Whargarbl. I just wanna build Lunettes. Hurry up, git! #
  • 00:49 After a minor speedbump involving the entire internet being broken, VLCKit is now compiling. Next up will be Glasses! Yay, Lunettes! #vlc #
  • 00:50 @wilw You mean 90% of them are normal and the other 10% live under rocks. #
  • 07:59 @MMSarge Yes! With me! #
  • 07:59 Randy, get up! Get up, Randy! #itschristmas WOWEE! A ZEPPELIN! #
  • 08:35 Oh my God, a unicycle. A UNICYCLE!! #
  • 09:45 And a very happy birthday to Sir Isaac Newton! #
  • 12:02 Man, that unicycle is tough work. I'm sweating like a Catholic priest in a daycare. #rimshot #
  • 13:13 Heavy bag broken in. Time hop back on the uni and make an ass of myself in front of the whole neighborhood! #
  • 14:25 Rode ~20ft without falling! #unicycle #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 24th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
  • 18:39 Alright, nontheists: time to start giving out the holiday front hugs! #
  • 22:37 Level 47 reached. Popping a Jolly Rancher and heading for 48. #borderlands #
  • 00:19 Woo! Back to Old Haven! #
  • 01:08 Level 49 reached. Damn, that was fast! Need a smoke, then another Jolly Rancher, then hit 50 before bed. #
  • 01:16 @HerFlyness #wecantdate if you tweet 5,000 times in a row about the same thing. #
  • 02:28 Went down to the room in New Haven with all the A Christmas Story references. There was even a leg lamp! #
  • 03:10 And ding, 50. Good night, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a great audience. #
  • 03:22 @ZachsMind Don't we just call that... the story of Christmas? Teehee #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 18:55 Wait wait wait, whoa whoa whoa... Do people ACTUALLY think that HP webcam is racist? Really? They really think that? Seriously? REALLY? #
  • 02:24 Indie hip-hop on WMNF Tampa! Google it! #
  • 02:47 Need some good itchy synth VSTs or AUs for creating the base for a dubstep wobble. OS X. Suggestions? #
  • 03:11 @Missaiai YEAH. ADS AND SHEEEEIIIITTTT. #
  • 12:52 @redvoid I already made a wobble preset. I need good instruments to use. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 22nd, 2009 at 5:00 PM
  • 17:55 Can't remember how to get a pitch envelope on an audio clip in #Ableton #Live D: #
  • 02:25 I'm determined to learn Haskell. Going to write a little file organizer with it or it'll be the last thing I do. #
  • 13:44 Dude! You know what would be awesome? If I didn't need Cabal, so I can use use cabal-install, so I can install Cabal. #haskell #
  • 15:55 Go, Ableton Suite 8, go! Only... 11,600 things to upgrade/install! #
  • 16:03 My cat needs to stop moving around so I can use her as a foot warmer. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 21st, 2009 at 5:01 PM

  • 14:27 Parent version of Smack My Bitch Up: Change a diaper, kiss my wife up! #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 20th, 2009 at 5:01 PM

  • 16:42 Looking for the Borderlands OST and found a torrent called "borderlands playlist." I had a bunch of MadHatter (@scrubclub) in it! #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 19th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 20:59 @ShaelRiley Look up the Nintendo Hard article on TV Tropes. #
  • 21:18 Browser Pong: pong with your browser. That's WITH your browser, not in. is.gd/5t5Xm #
  • 02:27 If you put an oscillating fan on low, does that make it an LFO? This requires more study. #
  • 03:32 Like A Link To The Past? You'll wanna check this out: www.zelda-solarus.com #zelda #
  • 04:21 Think Reddit would be offended if I ported their PgSQL code to MySQL? :D #
  • 05:00 Programming class tonight, 8PM EST. Check cpunk code for details: code.carbonpunk.com #
  • 14:18 @Hobosub Gay sex? *pointing while eating cereal* #
  • 14:54 @Hobosub You're gonna miss the chatter AI, too. OH WELL. #
  • 15:26 Don't forget! Introduction to Python tonight, 8PM EST, Freenode IRC network, channel #cpunk-code. BE THERE. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 18th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 18:15 I herd u liek lolwuts. is.gd/5rNl5 Click the audio button. #
  • 19:36 @MegaRan So, this #twixtape thing. Do you get two, leaving me with none? #
  • 03:46 Happy sli is happy. Shhhhh! It's a secret. I think. #
  • 04:08 Oh what the hell, Laconica? You released a build with a blatant syntax error.... IN INDEX.PHP?? #
  • 04:24 Kourtney lel'd. #lel #
  • 14:35 I am SO angry at me sleeping schedule right now. #
  • 14:53 ohai christmas, i herd ur only a week away #
  • 16:02 I must get all the weird problems. Now every AJAX-based comment form doesn't work. On the plus site, my StatusNet site is up, now. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 17th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 20:19 My leather Chucks have been rescued from the depths of the mud puddle I stepped in over Thanksgiving. Praise mink oil! #
  • 05:40 @bombBOSS Yes. #
  • 05:41 Holy fark, I was out HOW LATE? #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 15th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 12:23 Anyone know a good place to run a free SCM server? SVN or Git. #
  • 13:33 PHPEclipse doesn't know what heredocs or nowdocs are. That's... kind pathetic, actually. #eclipse #php #
  • 14:45 @TrevorBramble It turned out to be some kind of problem with a single script. Luckily, it had no real code (just returned 0). Delete = fixed #
  • 16:56 Only about 1700 more files to upload for this site. Sigh. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 14th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 09:09 Is anyone else completely unable to use Google Reader? #
  • 09:21 @kevin_winn Works fine on the Touch. Completely obliterated in the browser. #
  • 09:26 @paulirwin Tried everything. Gonna try it all again. #
  • 09:26 @paulirwin @kevin_winn Turns out the third browser restart is a charm. #lol #
  • 10:44 So does Avatar take place miles above Borderlands? #
  • 11:29 Solution to ACTA: mass global suicide. WHO'S IN? #
  • 11:48 No, Consumerist. No more videos, please. Pleeeease! *sobsob* #
  • 11:59 @XManRCJ Make sure they work for insurance, first. #
  • 14:27 I triple dog dare you to guess which A Christmas Story character started doing porn. #
  • 16:47 Oh dear God, I lost any and all respect for Flickr. Is this seriously their development process? is.gd/5nD3o #epic #facepalm #
  • 16:51 Operation Chokehold. iPhone owners, get in on this. is.gd/5nDwu #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 13th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 17:41 I'm getting so tired of the Python forced-indenting hating. Just write your clean, readable code and quit bitching. #
  • 18:08 I need to stop being on time for stuff. DAMMIT GUYS LOL #
  • 14:43 Gasp! Demonoid! :D #
  • 15:58 @Didkaty Just like Christians and God, then? #
  • 16:55 Isn't space cool? It goes on and on forever and never ends. But you do! And so do your grandparents! #lilhobo #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 12th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 18:21 I'm gonna try this. is.gd/5keIV Expect sliOS to be out within a week. #
  • 18:44 @nirty I care :( #
  • 19:15 Awesome. Managed to stub my toe. While sitting. And not moving my foot. #dumbass #
  • 20:23 main.c:4: warning: its scope is only this definition or declaration, which is probably not what you want - DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WANT, GCC. #
  • 20:40 Coding Horror's recent problem is so dripping with irony that I just had to wait this long to tweet about it. The end. #
  • 10:08 No, hangover. You stay the hell away from me. #
  • 11:36 Time to commit cartoon-style suicide. I've now seen everything. is.gd/5l4pS Yep. A whole store. No, they're still not delicious. #
  • 12:07 Time to start gassing up the go-ped and getting it ready to move. #
  • 12:20 Sigh. I just cannot listen to Dubstep.fm anymore. The idiot DJs WILL NOT stop talking over the music. #
  • 14:20 This is definitely my next console: www.open-pandora.org/ #
  • 15:59 Counter-Terrorists: making sure your four-year-old isn't gonna blow up the empire! is.gd/5lfF4 #
  • 16:17 If there's one thing I need to go with my Dashboard Jesus, it's... is.gd/5lgwy #
  • 16:30 @abramscrisis NINJA VANISH. #

And in other news, today...

  • Dec. 11th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
  • 21:18 @MacKash Those are good choices. You have a representative of the C family and the BASIC family. #
  • 02:14 @MacKash PSH. There aren't any. #
  • 02:17 James Taylor, what the hell are you doing in here singing about prostitutes to the children?? #
  • 14:48 Google Sketchup + Photos of real places = L4D 1 and 2 maps! is.gd/5k0a1 #